Cat Protesters Occupy Bathroom Sink
The Fluffington Post has received numerous reports that two local cats have locked themselves in the bathroom sink in an apparent protest against cat baths. According to a statement released via a website attributed to the cats, the pair lead a growing movement among felines that seeks to redefine cat baths as between one cat and his tongue, or perhaps another cat’s tongue, but definitely not humans and a bathtub.
More on this story as it develops…
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“Claire’ is a fat girl’s name.”
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“Hey! Instead of asking for your permission (like I did on Facebook in case you saw it) I’m just going to come out and say that I really want to have sex with you (I’ve never had sex before due to consistent rejections). Whether or not you find this flattering, I think you’re the sexiest girl in our group and I REALLY want you. Yes, I know we’re not supposed to have sex while we’re here and listen to (professor) and yada-yada-yada. I don’t really care. I’ve seized to care about much in this point in my life (even if i have a heart attack or win a million dollars - I DON’T FUCKING CARE). The only things I care about is if I can get rid of my innocence while we are on this trip, and if i can graduate with a bachelors’ degree (those are my only two goals in life, so beyond that, I don’t care what happens to me). Please respond when you can. Thanks.”
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